physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
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How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
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He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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