why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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