In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
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Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
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It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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