Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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