I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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