I think I just saw someone hide a body.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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