The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
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I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
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Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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