You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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