Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
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The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
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Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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