Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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