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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  Ill do this for you.

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  You are a team player.

  (828): View more from North Carolina

  This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.

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• (716): View more from New York

  i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.

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• (415): View more from California

  they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?

  (910): View more from North Carolina

  That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?

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  Touche.

  (910): View more from North Carolina

  I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...

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• (713): View more from Texas

  Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?

  (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it

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• (813): View more from Florida

  He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.

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