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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  We got so high we made milksteak

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• (516): View more from New York

  i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.

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• (949): View more from California

  you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one

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• (716): View more from New York

  He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.

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• (310): View more from California

  You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.

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• (408): View more from California

  I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.

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• (845): View more from New York

  Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match

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• (904): View more from Florida

  I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.

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