someone owes me an orgasm
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
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Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
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Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle