Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
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