I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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