ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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