But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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