someone owes me an orgasm
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
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I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
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It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
There's even glitter on my cock...
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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