I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
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they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
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Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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