Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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