Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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