You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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