you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
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