do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
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U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
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he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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