We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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