I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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