I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
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Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
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I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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