Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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