she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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