i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i dont even know how to be here
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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