What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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