if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
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At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
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She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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