dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
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im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
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I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
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