So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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