Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
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Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
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It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I think people are normalizing furries
I'm bleeding and have questions
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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