They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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