So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
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I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
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My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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