Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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