What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
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