State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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