There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
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ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
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my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
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