Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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