hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
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toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
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ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Drunk is a universal language darling
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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