Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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