yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
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Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
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She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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