quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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