its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
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Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
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BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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