Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
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3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
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When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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