wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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