peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Redeem this text for a blowjob
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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