i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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