You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
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