I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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